Today we write about "weird wisdom." I know a woman, weird and wise,
And it should come as no surprise What I here tell you, she's its source. I'm talking of my aunt, of course! If you enjoy those summer nights, But Deet does not deter bug bites, Garlic supplements will prevent Vampiric skeeters' malintent. One more cure that you should know If hiccups have you feeling low, Drink some water while bent double. This will soothe your diaphragm trouble! Last but not least, if you harbor fear Regarding the size of your derrière, Surely you'll feel better knowing Your butt isn't big until you stop ...and it keeps going!
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