Today we are supposed to parody a poem. I chose "Paul Revere's Ride" by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. Now, the original is very long, and I was very busy today. Therefore, I only parodied the first two stanzas. Perhaps I will come back to this one later with further details of Wendy's late night snacking habits!
Listen my grazers and you shall hear Of the midnight snacks of Wendy Weir. On a given night when she's up too late, Too many hours since she ate, How could the munchies not appear? She says to herself, "I'll just have a snack To quell the hunger. I just need a bite..." Doritos to start, then a pudding pack: (With impulse control always losing the fight) One if she's sober and two if she's not And now she's boiling water in a pot For ramen noodles she plans to slurp. The role of sleep and rest more snacks usurp, And with no one around, she lets out a BURP!
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