Hehehe. Well, that was entertaining and cathartic. Today we were tasked with writing a humorous rant with some inspiration from Shakespearean insults. I took the opportunity to vent about a couple of my pet peeves. Worthy traveler, thou art not! Thine head dost overflow with rot. The difficulty I do not see In signaling intent t'ward haw or gee. Thou art not worthy to share the road, You insignificant warty toad! Dost thy discourtesy stem from want of hands or want of wit? Either way, thou art unfit To drive among more pleasant folk, Thou poorly-told, unfunny joke, And I would wager, 'tis also thee Who in the market angers me. Difficulty there is not In returning one's cart to the proper slot! O! Fool-born, lump-headed coxcomb! Next time thou shouldst just stay home. Enjoy this dramatic reading by my good friend, Rachael.
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